If Any Person Wish to be Idle, Let Them Fall in Love.

Miracles Do Not, in Fact, Break the Laws of Nature.

I Don’t Make Jokes. I Just Watch the Government and Report the Facts.

Countless As the Sands of the Sea Are Human Passions.

Love the Art in Yourself and Not Yourself in the Art.

I’m Dating A Woman Now Who, Evidently, is Unaware of it.

Kind Words Do Not Cost Much. Yet They Accomplish Much.